Archive for October, 2004

 

Miss Norway

Sunday, October 31st, 2004


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OBL Transcript

Friday, October 29th, 2004

Whoa… after explaining that the 9-11 attacks were revenge against the US for Israel’s invasion of Lebanon, he delivers a rant that could come right from the mouth of Michael Moore:

We didn’t find difficulty dealing with Bush and his administration due to the similarity of his regime and the regims in our countries. Whish half of them are ruled by military and the other half by sons of kings and presidents and our experience with them is long. Both parties are arrogant and stubborn and the greediness and taking money without right and that similarity appeared during the visits of Bush to the region while people from our side were impressed by the US and hoped that these visits would influence our countries. Here he is being influenced by these regimes, Royal and military. And was feeling jealous they were staying for decades in power stealing the nations finances without anybody overseeing them. So he transferred the oppression of freedom and tyranny to his son and they call it th e Patriot Law to fight terrorism. He was bright in putting his sons as governors in states and he didn’t forget to transfer his experience from the rulers of our region to Florida to falsify elections to benefit from it in critical times. [...]

We agreed with Mohamed Atta, god bless him, to execute the whole operation in 20 minutes. Before Bush and his administration would pay attention and we never thought that the high commander of the US armies would leave 50 thousand of his citizens in both towers to face the horrors by themselves when they most needed him because it seemed to distract his attention from listening to the girl telling him about her goat butting was more important than paying attention to airplanes butting the towers which gave us three times the time to execute the operation thank god. [emphasis mine]

Well… if that isn’t an endorsement of Kerry I don’t know what is. And incidentally, what would the Libertarians have to say about this, namely, that it’s our fault for Israel’s actions??? whatever, it was just a thought.

Again, the transcript can be found here.

 
 

He’s Baaaaaack…..

Friday, October 29th, 2004

Osama is back with a new video

Reading about it now…

UPDATE: What does it say that bin Laden should try his own October surprise…

 
 

Osama and the Market

Friday, October 29th, 2004

Fox News has reported that the market went up upon the release of the new Osama videotape. So the market thinks that the tape will do something, but what?

I seem to recall that the market wanted the President reelected, but I could be wrong on that point. Interesting nonetheless.

UPDATE: Drudge has the transcript.

 
 

Pumpkin Carving

Friday, October 29th, 2004

If you’re looking to carve pumpkins in, well, unconventional ways, check out this site devoted to Halloween Sex Toys. As one might expect, this site might not be safe for work.

(via cruel)

UPDATE: Oh, and don’t forget the Halloween Porn Cookies!

 
 

Happy Halloween Weekend!

Friday, October 29th, 2004

HomestarRunner has a new halloween cartoon. Check it.

 
 

Liger

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

What happens when a male lion mates with a female tiger? You get a liger…

Ligers grow much larger than tigers or lions. This is because female lions and male tigers transmit a growth-inhibiting gene to their descendants. Being the offspring of a male lion and female tiger, the liger does not have the growth-inhibiting gene and grows much more. They will grow constantly through their lifespan until their bodies cannot sustain their size anymore.

They can get to be 600lbs and 12 feet long. Amazing.

Read about ligers.
Read more about ligers and even tigons.

 
 

Go Redskins!

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

Check it:

This election season, Washington Redskins cornerback Fred Smoot has a predicament: For Kerry to win, the Redskins have to lose on Sunday — at least according to a bizarre statistical correlation that’s been accurate for seven decades.

Wow. Read more here.

 
 

Salute

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

One Fingered Victory Salute

(via drudge)

 
 

FIND THIS MAN!!!

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

More info here.