And I always thought they were called unibrows:

Nepalese resident, Arjan Amir isn’t your ordinary mono-bro. In fact, Arjan lives amongst the of mono-bro elite. While most men inflicted with monobrowliosis practice the occasional trimming of the forhedge, Arj would never violate the sacredness of his forhead landing strip. This old monobrow veteran has never considered “man-scaping”. He knows the power of the brow will outlast all fads and current styles and in the afterlife, he will cross the great river and take his place with his fathers in the great halls of mono-men past.

If you dare, you can subject yourself to more of this at monobrow.com.

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