Since this is the last day of the year, I decided I’d lay down some predictions for the coming year. And in honor of the 500th anniversary of Nostradamus’ birth, I decided to lay down my predictions in quatrain form. Here we go:

Dean will get the nomination
Or maybe not.
Clark? Lieberman?
Convention in Boston.

Cheese sales will increase
Then again, maybe not.
Who’s to say, really?
I like cheese.

Clouds will form
Darkness ensues
Something happens
And we watch it on TV.

There will be an election
In the great new land
Things will be decided
And it will be good.

Clown faced man goes to trial
As the bearded tiger sees justice.
War ensues, for numerical advantage
Court TV gets confused.

A loud bang
Something happens
Turns out it’s nothing
People move along.

We’ll revisit these predictions in a year’s time and see how I do. Maybe I too can be a prophet, just like Nostradamus.

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