A Penny Saved…is $0.014 earned? Caught this over at Digg:
Very interesting. Then there’s this from Wikipedia:
So the rise in value from the last Wikipedia update and the CNN article is $0.0017/penny. Also from Wikipedia, the monetary makeup of a penny is as follows:
Ok, so let’s run some simple math here. The latest prices of metals can be found here. Let’s assume that I bought $10,000 worth of pennies, and melted them down and sold the constituent metals at today’s market prices. Unfortunately, as per my calculations, the value of the constituent metals would only amount to $8,813. Not a profitable venture. But let’s say we used the old pennies, the ones which ran from 1962 to 1982, which are 95% copper and 5% zinc. There are still plenty of those floating around. If I melted $10,000 in those pennies down, I would have $19,474 in constituent metals. Now THAT sounds like a plan. I kind of have to run, but assuming you could buy tons of these older pennies and melt them down, you could make a fortune. In fact, you could short the copper and zinc metal markets in advance of your metals sales, given that you would be flooding the market with these metals. Now if only one could find a way of cycling through vast numbers of pennies, sorting out the older ones for meltdown… In any event, my spreadsheet fooling with these numbers is here. Enjoy. UPDATE: Ok, so there’s 12 pennies sitting on my desk. 4 of them are the old kind of pennies. If that rate held up, it would still be profitable to melt all teh pennies you could get without bothering with a sort. Pretty neat. Also, I heard on teh news last night that nickles aren’t profitable to produce either. Each one costing $0.055 to produce. That may make for an even more profitable venture. I’ll have to run the numbers. |
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2 Responses to “A Penny Saved…”
July 21st, 2006 at 3:33 pm
There has to be a machine that can detect metal levels and sort them for you, look what they do with potatoes when they make chips. There’s a machine that sorts out the green ones. Or maybe 10 college interns working day and night in your secret smelting workshop would suffice.
Pretty cool stuff.
July 24th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
You’ve disregarded smelting costs, you hoser.
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