I’d never heard of him (he’s in ‘NSync). But then again, I’m not a teenage girl:

Lance BASS broke my heart in pieces.
Current mood: Lance broke my heart today

BREAKING NEWS -

Lance BASS from the former ‘NSYNC is gay. He came out of the closet today.

Thanks for fooling all the little girls that had a crush on you all those years Lance.

Thanks a lot.

In other related news – Justin Timberlake from the former ‘NSYNC has publically with NO shame admitted to using drugs. He admits to getting “wasted” on drugs frequently. By the way – his new video just premiered yesterday. (coincidence?)

I like Justin now. Anyone who does drugs and admits to doing them is really cool in my opinion.

He is in my good books.

But Lance on the other hand…

Thanks for breaking my heart. And millions of other girls who had your poster above their bed and kissed you every night before sleep, and then dreamed about having your baby. DAMN YOU.

Check it out here.

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