Sometimes, it’s better to rent:

Matty Hmm
Matty A little bored this afternoon
Matty Thought i’d do an exercise on leasing versus renting
UG indeed
Matty Paul Macartney is my subject
Matty I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
Matty Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably didnt happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time.
Matty Heather aint exactly the best looking bird
UG then he’s a dumbfuck
Matty Now i also note, Elliot Spitzers call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything..
Matty Had Paul McCartney ‘employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Matty Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees
Matty Sometimes renting makes far more sense…

The problem with this analysis is it doesn’t calculate the float McCartney got by delaying his payment to Mills, but I doubt that would change the result.

Tags: Eliot Spitzer, Heather Mills, Paul McCartney, Renting Vs. Buying

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