I think we’re long overdue for the return of the ascot. You remember, that weird neck scarf that Fred from Scooby Doo wore? of course, I would never go for the way he tied it. I much prefer the Thurston Howell approach to wearing the ascot, under the shirt collar, in a style often referred to as the “day cravat”.
A Milwaukee judge known as a fastidious dresser held up a sentencing hearing for three hours yesterday because a prosecutor came to court wearing an ascot.
Judge William Sosnay said the ascot violates a court rule that requires lawyers to wear neckties and “borders on contemptuous,” the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports.
“This is not about the definition of an ascot or a necktie,” Sosnay said. “This is an issue which I believe deals with the integrity of the court.”
The prosecutor, Warren Zier, wore a red ascot that matched the handkerchief in the breast pocket of his pinstriped suit. The newspaper has a picture of Zier’s courtroom attire.
The manager of Harleys for Men haberdashery begged to differ with the judge. Ben Norris told the Journal Sentinel that ascots are considered formal and might be worn to a fancy dinner party. He pointed out that Hugh Hefner has worn them for decades.
Now really, how can you go wrong imitating Hef?
UPDATE: Jay mentioned American Idol in the comments. Found a link here.
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The ascot, necktie and bowtie are all forms of neck wear descended from the cravat which originated in Croatia in the 16th Century. Neckwear has a long and intertwined history, each item in an of its self can be consider the descendant of our modern day tie. If the Milwaukee judge would like to take his case to the Supreme Court he is more than welcome to try getting a law passed as to what is or is not appropriate neckware for court.
that lawyer makes it look good too. I was expecting a bright red Van Halenesque bandana. I get crap for wearing a bow tie in public, so people simply need to acknowledge their “insecurity” is not mine.
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4 Responses to “Return Of The Ascots”
July 1st, 2008 at 9:57 am
If anyone should be able to get away with an ascot, I’d think it’d be a lawyer. Maybe it should have been Denny Crane in there.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:38 am
Michael Johns created a stir by wearing one to perform on American Idol, but he’s a charismatic Australian.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:21 am
The ascot, necktie and bowtie are all forms of neck wear descended from the cravat which originated in Croatia in the 16th Century. Neckwear has a long and intertwined history, each item in an of its self can be consider the descendant of our modern day tie. If the Milwaukee judge would like to take his case to the Supreme Court he is more than welcome to try getting a law passed as to what is or is not appropriate neckware for court.
December 7th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
that lawyer makes it look good too. I was expecting a bright red Van Halenesque bandana. I get crap for wearing a bow tie in public, so people simply need to acknowledge their “insecurity” is not mine.
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