By now, everybody has heard about that woman in Dallas who ran over a homeless man and was convicted of murder today. I hadn’t full realized just how she’d been caught:

Biggs’ body was found in a park the day after the crash. Authorities thought he had been hit by a car but had no leads until four months later, when one of Mallard’s acquaintances called police and said Mallard talked about the incident at a party.

And the last words she said as she was carried away in cuffs, “And I would have gotten away with it too, it it weren’t for my meddling self…”

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