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Miss “Massachusetts”

So I went and looked through the photos of the Miss USA contestants, and came upon Miss Massachusetts (via maggies). I was immediately struck by the fact that all the girls are pictured in lingerie, and that Miss Massachusetts has some sort of very strange eye makeup going on. I decided to Google her name, and discovered that she’s a native of California, who won Miss Teen Illinois in 2002. I know that the criteria for being from a particular state are pretty low, but it does seem to me that they ought to be a bit higher. This woman is barely from Massachusetts, to the extent she’s from anywhere. What’s the point of having one girl from each state anyhow if they all just move there briefly to establish residency because they think that state’s beauty pageants are less competitive?

Whatever.

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2 Responses to “Miss “Massachusetts””

  massmarrier Says:
August 16th, 2010 at 1:03 pm

What is with the raccoon eyes? Women in next to nothing are layered with makeup like opera divas – so you can make out their eyes from 200 feet back?

  
  manicman Says:
August 16th, 2010 at 2:27 pm

Sounds like pro sports too.

I never understood the rabid local pride people work themselves into over an assembly of grown men who have absolutely nothing in common with them, who have no attachment or identity with the locality, no long-term loyalty to the locality, and which are “owned” by one of the richest persons in the locality, who desires nothing more than to receive vast sums of money in ticket and merchandise sales from the locals and bragging rights.

  
 

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